babyjugs:

horse-ebook:

yaoilover95:

ohshititsgreg:

horse-ebook:

1990 was 23 years ago

How

I am so confused… how could this be..?

since the year 1990, 23 years have passed

Don’t force your beliefs on me

ohshititsgreg:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u were giving birth and a grown man wearing a suit came out

And he tried to sell your family car insurance 

brownchick:

Yes. Yes you can.

I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP

ohshititsgreg:

My only real wish in life is to just once break out into song with a group of random strangers

youredoingalrightkid:

themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:

dolphitler:

themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:

roses are black
violets are black
im blind

blind people are going to find this offensive

I don’t think blind people are going to find anything

Is this real life?

Is this going to last forever?

skittle-happy-matt:

jdtumblretcetera:

FINALLY